woke up to a parking ticket on the car. strike 1. goodbye $55.
running late to get the oil changed. got pulled over by the meanest cop in the world. strike 2.
mean cop didn't give me a ticket! not because he decided to be nice, but because he ran out of citation forms. how embarrassing. bonus 1.
got tickets to a sold out show from a super nice, helpful lady! bonus 2.
went back to get an additional ticket. helpful lady has been replaced by a giant asshole who talks to me like i'm an idiot and is generally the rudest person i've met. more rude than the mean cop even! strike 3. but i'm not out. yet.
get an additional ticket from jerk. bonus 3.
find out said jerk is kelley stoltz. this is neither a strike nor a bonus, just an interesting tidbit. i think he was having a rough day too, maybe.
have a great dinner with friends, go to one of the best shows of my entire life. legendary stuff. smile. laugh. dance. general good feelings. bonus 4!
leave show to find that my bike tires have been stolen. ooh this one hurts. strikes 4 & 5 (one for each tire).
get love and support from my kind friends. and a ride home (thanks ben). bonus 5.
arrive home to find that sawyer's legs fell off. JK
decide that for whatever reason, it was my turn. laugh about it. go to bed.
the end.
1 comment:
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats craz!!!
sorry you had a hard time boo!
I got pulled over last night for driving sketch at 1 am bc my GPS was lying to me!!! But cop was nice not creepy and complimented my eyes after i passed sobriety test so rando! All the streets around our house have speed cameras and they are just as awful as parking tickets : ( life is hard but can be funny
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