you're 69 dude

Ouchie

CONGRATS MOTHERFUCKER!

you graduated

CONGRATS MOTHERFUCKER!

you got married

dear office.

hi there. couple of quick questions for you:

how/why is your coffee SO BAD?
how/why does the fridge smell SO BAD?
how?
why?

thx.

ps
WHERE IS THE KEY FOR THE GIRLS BATHROOM?

dear weekend.

i miss you so much already. we really had a great time together. here are some of my favorite things about you:

-watching larry try to stand on the bar
-falling in the street
-wye oak record release party
-drinking in the sun all day saturday
-drinking in the sun all day sunday
-first sunburn of the summer
-sawyer
-hanging out with my entire family! all 1,343,344,667 of them!
-benjamin feldman
-benjamin linus
-benjamin button
-drunken noodle
-desperate housewives season finale

you really outdid yourself this time, weekend. also, congrats to my little sister. none of us thought you would graduate. but you did. you really did it this time.

A Vegan Meat Locker with a Heartbeat - short article about an art exhibition in a former meat locker.

LOST

not sure what to think about last night's episode. i'm feeling a little confused/disappointed right now. rather than try to put these thoughts into my own words, i'll post this link. now, i'm not quite as upset as this author guy, but i am kind of disgruntled. maybe that's less to do with last night's episode and more to do with the fact that zach and gwynne came over to watch with us. i just haven't been feeling right since they showed up. :/

more here

dirt!

wiley and i watched DIRT! The Movie last night. it's good and really important. dirt is really important. careful, though. when you see it, you'll want to basically just go play in the dirt and hold it in your hands and roll in it and maybe taste it. please please please watch it.

the pangolin

i didn't know about these things until about 5 minutes ago but already i love them more than anything! but they're being eaten to extinction! noooo! i think sawyer might be 1/2 pangolin

true love

i feel bad for you if you don't

-watch lost. last night was UN BEE LIEVABLE

-listen to The Entrance Band. just jammed out big time on the way to work. feeling awesome even though i'm sitting inside at a computer on this beautiful...CINCO de MAYO. side question: shouldn't this be a required holiday/day off?

-have a blog. cause when you have a blog, you can just say whatever you are thinking or feeling. and other people are going to read it. no matter what it is. even if it's boring.

-gotcha.

FYI

The hospital is not tight

Ewww

Happy May!

Today is a great day! Woke up to crying dogs and poop on the floor. Tried to go back to sleep but had to keep sawyer from eating a bag of mary janes flowers. Awoke again to the sound of Wiley's manly shrieks. Now we're at the ER because he tried to cut his finger off. I guess this is why it's called may day