Happy holidays

hire snooki to come to your bday party

the incident

http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/08/jersey-shore-nickname-generator/

on the radio

this morning i heard a girl talking about how she was sure that her boyfriend was cheating on her and how she hadn't said anything to him about it but instead ordered a ton of gnarly porn on his business credit card and sent it to his mom. then the crafty radioman called the boyfriend pretending to offer him free flowers and the boyfriend asked them to be delivered in one month and that the card should say "to my fiancee, i have loved you ever since i met you, thanks for saying yes."

this is going to be amazing

movies you should watch

DC Cab- i still haven't seen the whole thing but it's amazing, it has Mr T, Gary Busey, Adam Baldwin, Bill Maher (really Gary Busey is the only one that matters, he basically steals the show) just go watch it ASAP, if you don't trust me, ask wiley. but don't trust wiley.

Anvil- this film is a real conversation starter. it's definitely entertaining, also pretty sad (i may have cried a little) but uplifting at the same time. basically you won't understand until you see it. so go ahead and watch this one too. ASAP.

Beer- Danny recommended this one, at first I wasn't sure (sorry Danny) but after about 2 minutes I was already so happy (thanks Danny!), this is just a laugh-a-minute, knock-your-socks-off, fun-for-the-whole-family kind of film. i would tell you more but i don't want to ruin it. you also must be drinking beers while watching this or else you will feel like and look like and turn into a loser. ASAP.

i promise you that watching these three movies will drastically and instantly improve the quality of your life.

LOLOLOL

The Ultimate in Lounging

Do you ever wake up and imagine how awesome it would be if you didn’t have to get dressed? I do—I hate getting dressed. It would also be great if I didn’t always have to brush my teeth—it’s boring. And then instead of going downstairs to eat breakfast, I would just stay lying down and the food would float upstairs and into my mouth. Actually, instead of having to open my mouth all the way up, there would be an IV going directly into my blood so I could stay relaxed and asleep and wouldn’t have to chew. Similarly, there would be two tubes in my pajama pants so I never had to stand up and walk all the way to the bathroom. And instead of using my hand to turn the pages of books or pick up a remote control, I would just stay asleep, and my mind would play imaginary movies all the time. And then I would never have to open my eyes again—I could just stay so relaxed and chilled out that instead of breathing I would just stay super still and silent forever. The ultimate in lounging. And then I would be so chilled out that they would put me in a box and just let me chill out forever underground.

-edith zimmerman, my new lady-love

S. A. B.

soooo i was watching confessions of a shopaholic last night (wiley refused to watch it) (jk it was his idea) (jk it was my idea but he loved it) (a lot) and for the millionth time i realized...
SEPARATED AT BIRTH:


lu holland + isla fisher. can't even tell who's who!
they even laugh the same
it
is
CRaZY!
ps laura this could be you:

get preggos!!!!!!!!!!!!! please mr buttons wants a friendbaby to play with!

i must confess

that i have been running jogging lately and it is awesome. i don't even go that far or for very long (20-30 min maybe, probably more like 19 min to be honest) and now my muscles are hurting and i have so much more energy and i just feel so great. seriously, go for a little jog. even in the cold (especially in the cold?) it's just the best time that you will ever have. get off your asses. burn off a couple of those bud lights/pancake sandwiches you've been eating. YOU WON'T BE SORRY.

goldie hawn/things i've been watching

love her!

i just watched overboard, it was amaazing.

i also watched paper heart, it was good.

i also watched away we go, it was really good.

i also watched desperate housewives, it was insane!!!!