something must be done

billy's right. my blog is terrible. but i've been thinking about it, and really there is no hope for me. it can't be any other way. i'm a terrible person. here's how it breaks down, as i see it, basically, pretty much.

things that wiley has introduced me to that i really like:
bat for lashes. vetiver. wye oak. tuneyards. dungen. entrance. levon helm. st. vincent. jeopardy. twin peaks. ben feldman.

things that i have introduced wiley to that i really like but he really hates:
taylor swift. rascal flatts. tim mcgraw. techno music. wife swap. nurse jackie. vodka. forever 21. exercise. haircuts. cuddling. mayonnaise.

things we both like:
sawyer. desperate housewives.

so really what it comes down to is that although you might be inclined to think that i am some sort of person with taste, discretion, et al, really i am a gross, awful, disgusting, repulsive shell of a person with no personality or original thoughts.



i shall never blog again.

entrance

so good! melted my face, all my hair fell out
now i look like this:



totally worth it.

this is cute

what is sexting?

this morning

today i was driving to work with my windows down, a p u (as per usual) and it was COLD! this may have less to do with the weather, and more with my veins being filled with icy swamp water instead of blood but anywho, i had to spit but it just got all over the inside of my window. so that was unfortunate.

strong start

friends, i've had a great morning. allow me to share with you.

coffee

oj

peaches/cream oatmeal

banana

kiss

puppy lick

sunshine

wind

shorts/t shirt

iron and wine/shepard's dog

friday

crack

mushrooms

xanax

reblog

this is unbelievable: pee pee fuel! i can't wait! i pee so much! yessss!!! i'm going to buy a pee pee car and a pee pee fridge!

whoops

sadly i just realized that it is me that smells like feet.
but, at least this is a real figurine that you can buy-

i already ate my lunch

but i'm still hungry!!!

also it smells like feet in here.

i think we can win this

turdsday

i think they changed the toilet paper in the bathroom at work. in a bad way.

i made a pbj for lunch on bread from julie (thanks boddorrffs) but one of the 10 loaves said it may contain fish?! like anchovies. what's with that

i am so tired, this has been the tiredest week ever. ben's fault.

danny you owe me 15 dollhairs pay before sunset or i'm cutting your braid off

julie

where is your blog

Dungen= perfect hair

Levon helm killing it

Game over. Julie is the new me

Gaycation

mlia

my life is awesome.

picked up chance after work. check.
walked the dog/played in the pool. check.
talked to sister and brother. johnnie told me he DIDN'T LIKE the pink panther. i told him i didn't like him. he told me that i have a stupid, fat butt. check.
went to CHILIS, drank margaritas, chance enjoyed a cold frosty beer. check.


check please.

slumber partyyyyyyy

i can NOT CONCENTRATE because we are having a special celebrity guest over tonight......





Chance!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just picked these bad boys from the garden! Call me tom thumb!

research

these puppies all look kind of like sawyer. two are whippets and the others are staffordshire bull terriers.





these are pit bulls.



this is me and sawyer. at the end of the day, you have to admit that we really do look a lot alike.

everything sucks

having such a fun weekend really makes life a lot harder. i'd love to listen to some music right now and distract myself/convince myself that it's ok to be at work right now but my ipod, you recall, is long gone. i thought maybe i could play music on my computer but, i just learned, my speakers are broken. life's not all bad though, i get to go to the doctor on wednesday so he can tell me that i'm sick and fat and too tan and that my life is in shambles and i need to ship up or shape out or else. happy august!

weekend accomplishments:

took wiley and eric to carpaccios

almost finished the sunday crossword

started a new Paul Auster book

fell asleep during Raising Arizona

taught Sawyer how to talk