road trip!!!!!

problem

i can't remember the last time i showered

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panda band

last night i was babysitting and i had to read this book, "panda band," which tells the story of a panda who is working her little panda butt off, mopping floors, sweating, and her friend works too, but he just gets to play the sax all day and has a lot of fans. not to give away the ending, but the panda gets her friend's sax and forms a band and has a blast. i know i'm not mopping floors and i'm certainly not sweating, but i would definitely prefer to be playing the sax right now. this book made it all seem so easy!! who wants to be in my panda band?

assateague

more like amazateague

more like assamazingue

more like awesomegue

it. was. fantastic. perfect weather, perfect avocado sammies, perfect company, perfect bonfires, perfect horse eating our hot chocolate mix packets, etc etc etc.

here's a teaser from my photos:

please oh please

can i be your mom?

this is exactly what i want my family to look like.
ducks, foxes, tutus, redheads
is 7 kids too many?

morgan

where's your blog????

i just looked at your facebook page for about 10 seconds, and here is what i learned about you:

-you like to make fun of LiLo

-you love to listen to miley cyrus

-you enjoy tarot cards

-you are dating billy=you are insane

please just blog and let me in to your thoughts

thx!!!!!

love a.

uh oh LiLo

u haggard

lets get really healthy

you guys think i'm joking around here? think again.

just crushed this can of V8. literally. after i drank it, i was so overcome with strength that i couldn't help myself. yeah, i'm sitting at my desk. yeah, its spicy hot. so?

full serving of vegetables. 100% vegetable juice.

100% awesome. deal with it.

lets get healthy

the time is now.

no one has ever been as unhealthy as i am. that's probably not true but all i know is that when i got out of my car yesterday my left leg didn't work. sound healthy?

i live with wiley laufman. sound healthy?

my man chris yarrison has some shit going on. eternal hangover my ass, you have got the swine flu my man.

here's what you do. go to the store, find yourself some FLAXSEED. try to buy it, realize you have no money. come over to my house, i'll stuff some of this magic in your mouth, and you'll be healthy as a horse!

look at it:


provides fiber! lignans! omega 3s!!! don't know what lignans are but they sound like maybe some kind of science and therefore must be healthy.

but really, i put this on my oatmeal this morning and already i am feeling my muscles getting stronger. i'll keep you posted on my progress, basically get ready for this:

my weekend

Margarita

one year ago almost

girls girls girls

ladies. females. felines. foxes.

q of the day

do you brush your hair??

no reason.

bye!

The abominable snowman

finally

the red cross has been calling me, night and day, day and night they keep calling me.
they REEEALLY want my blood because it's so good and strong. i told them, fine, i'll give you my blood, this saturday at sam's club at 1 pm. but what they don't know is that i just got a new tattoo, in my armpit, of a shark eating a baby!!! got em

Who is this?

why

does sleeping too much make you tired?

i hate it!

confession #1: i lay in a sleeping bag on the couch for almost 12 hours yesterday.
confession #2: it was amazingggg i highly recommend it

the thing about going on road trips is that it makes you a little bit crazzy

many thanks to san francisco, santa fe, fort collins and chicago without whom this voyage would not have been possible. you know who you are.

i'll put up pictures soon i prommy but for now i leave you with this:

Large fries please

Back in maryland

BRUNCH

LIQUID BRUNCH

FWD: