wiley told me if i stopped posting that no one would ever read my blog...i'm at wiley's, we are preparing for a new year's voyage to SAVANNAHHH GEORGIAAAAH and it is gonna be so so so tight. please just don't stop reading my blog. it's really so good. but i lost my job so i'll probably never blog the same again. But I did finish all of Lost, so that was important.

chriiiiis

look out, there's a new blog in town:
http://redsquirrel.blogspot.com/
i went to it by accident, but i'm pretty pleased overall with what i discovered. this guy loves tattoos, puppies, skiing, and motorcycles. here is a brief highlight to pique your interest:
"Why am I in the pic you ask? Because I went to the corporate party sans date and Debbie felt sorry for me. Is that sad? Don't care...the party had an open bar :)"
beat that, chris "i partied last night even though it's not new year's yet and i said i wouldn't party until new year's" yarrison.

happy holidays.

my mom, my sister, my brother and myself are all vegetarians. i just spoke with my mother, she said, "we got a gift from your grandmother." i said, "oh?" to which she replied, "yes, she sent us a giant package of meat." omaha steaks to be exact.

i just paid $10

for a salad. ! but, it weighs actually around 5 pounds, and has probably 20-30 ingredients: lettuce. tomato. carrots. cucumber. corn. peas. asparagus. broccoli. beets. mushrooms. garbanzos. heart of palm.

here i am with my delicious, nutritious, tiny, teeny weeny little salad.

also, it is insanely warm out. i'm sweating.

not even funny

this is really not funny. any kid who calls his mom a "B" deserves to be shot.

6126 by Lindsay Lohan

these leggings have a name.
their name is Mr. President.

friday cryday

i feel like an elf. i just mailed a gazillion ornaments out, and wrote a bazillion cards. don't worry, one of the cards was for Marc Jacobs. so him and i are pretty much good friends now.

fish facts

bluefin tuna

This fish is the largest species of tuna reaching lengths of up to ten feet long and weights of 1,500 pounds. Bluefin tuna are the world's most valuable fish for sushi because of its high oil content. An individual bluefin can be worth over $30,000.00 at the Tokyo fish auction. The high demand bluefin has taken its toll leaving severely depleted populations throughout its range. Bluefin also contains elevated levels of mercury and PCBs.

Chilean sea bass

Also called Patagonian toothfish, Chilean sea bass is one of the most sought-after fish in the world. The Chileans were the first to market toothfish commercially in the U.S., earning it the name Chilean sea bass, although it is really not a bass and it is not always caught in Chilean waters. The U.S. is the largest market for Chilean sea bass, followed by Japan and China. The once-obscure fish became a culinary celebrity during the 1990s however fish populations cannot keep up with the demand. Unless people stop eating Chilean sea bass, it may be commercially extinct within five years.

wow.

i think this might beat puppycam...

bill "william" rosser

willy is really taking his fitness to the next level.

the way i see it is

why not watch Lost and drink a cappuccino?

how can something so healthy taste so delicious?

42 g protein. that's what i'm talking about. say no more. i'm sold. count me in.

tragedy

i can't go on facebook at work! there was some virus or something, so now basically my life is ruined. in other news, i quit smoking again. it's been 3 days. i feel like a champion. i could do anything. look at these tiny little horses!
the point is, we should all get healthy so that when disaster strikes, we'll be prepared. you know that is premise of an actual TV show? 'Could You Survive' debuts tonight at 9 pm on Discovery Health. it looks terrifying.

Odetta!!

At least three times in the past 10 years, he said, she had appeared to be on the brink of death, and had roused herself not only to appear in public, but also to sing.

fact:

wiley and i are going to see stella tonight.
i am excited.

Did You Know...
Women who smoke shorten their lives by 14.5 years?
Madonna grossed $91.5 million on her Sticky & Sweet tour?
Basketball was created on this day in 1891?
The South American armadillo sleeps 20 hours a day?

Mt. everest

conquered.