i think i'm going blind

i just did some quick math calculations:
(7 hours staring at computer + 2 staring at TV) x 3= 27 hours so far this week burning my eyes out. also, i think i forgot how to read. i just tried to read the opalak's cousin ross' blog because it looked funny but i really just scrolled down to the bottom and then stared into space for a while.
in other news my mom just called me to ask my opinion about this rug:

its name is amelia.

out my office window

just some bats...nbfd

oh hi

why think about anything else when you can ponder this?:

i don't have health insurance

and my boss just asked me how my job search is going.

he also told me that my hair is weird.

more importantly, which should i be for halloween?

one time i lived with a robot

his name was jace

i love this woman

i'm fat

i sat on a bed to put my shoes on this morning and it broke.

case closed.

fortunately/unfortunately: lunch break report

just returned to the office from an action-packed lunch break...

fortunately, i got to take a lunch break
unfortunately, i almost got runover by a truck when i walked outside


fortunately, the truck didn't hit me
unfortunately, the fountain at dupont circle was flooded

fortunately, i found a dry bench to sit on
ufortunately, it was really hot outside!!

fortunately, i removed 3 layers!
unfortunately, there were green beans in my salad...

fortunately, i love green beans!
unfortunately, i had to come back to work


nothing gold can stay
all good things must come to an end
i'm back in the office

fortunately, my job is bogus
double fortunately, i just ate 2 airheads!!


*fortunately/unfortunately © L. Waleryszak, a friend and a scholar

tomorrow night

can't wait....

AM highlights

just stepped in to the office, a lot of events to report already
1) when i went to get dressed this morning, there was a girl sleeping in my room where all my clothes are! but it was just my brother's gf, erica. she has red hair



i met wiley for breakfast in adams morgan, we drank expensive coffee and ate fruit salad and did a crossword. wiley rescued 2 flies from his soy milk, then made fun of them for not being able to fly or walk straight.



i read about 2 new country albums i will probably buy. no judgment.



wiley tried to play me something from his computer while he was driving. it almost worked but then his battery died. let's watch it together:



the good part starts around 5:30. so clutch.

humor

get it? mccain is OLD!

freckle babe

milk

i'm sean penn. i'm so good looking. i married princess buttercup. blah blah blah.

Palin Indicates Support for Federal Marriage Amendment

WASHINGTON – Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the GOP nominee for vice-president, has indicated in an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network that she would support an amendment to the U.S. Constitution excluding gay and lesbian couples from marriage. The so-called Federal Marriage Amendment has faced bipartisan opposition in both houses of Congress, both of which have voted the FMA down twice.
“Sarah Palin is out of step with the majority of Americans, nearly 60 percent of whom are opposed to writing discrimination into the U.S. Constitution,” said Human Rights Campaign President Joe Solmonese. “Her view stands in stark contrast to the ideals that make America great: freedom, opportunity, and equality. These are the tenets upon which our nation was built.”
An August 2008 poll from TIME Magazine shows that 58 percent of Americans believe that the U.S. Constitution should not be amended to define marriage as being between one man and one woman.

i stole this from langer

Fifty People, One Question

my how you have grown

i think this looks a lot like sterling. especially in the feet area

i'm really into this blog

http://frangry.tumblr.com/

everything good is here. wiley, please buy this:

you can see her boobs!!!

i don't get it.

here is chris

so i just went into chris' room and here is what i saw:




then i decided it was time to feed him his breakfast, see:

Thursday: a poem

hurrah!
hurrah!
hurrah!

a tragedy

my sister's bf voted for mccain

really

i've been looking at things like this pretty much all day

and getting paid
...it's weird.

in other news, here is an old photo i found of my pal emily andrews:
she's so clever and talented! love her...

my friend

i love your shirt, wiley

mini dalmation !!

please mommy may i have one please?

so tight

so hot

no creepy

Ben Feldman

look at Ben!













he's so damn cute

Seriously?

maybe I'm confused, and there isn't actually anything wrong with being a college graduate listening to Usher and waiting for the delivery guy to call you so you can pick up chinese food and bring it to your boss.

hump

i'm not having fun


















...but danny gotimer is

Tuesday Boozeday

L'Horloge

Horloge! dieu sinistre, effrayant, impassible,
Dont le doigt nous menace et nous dit: «Souviens-toi!
Les vibrantes Douleurs dans ton coeur plein d'effroi
Se planteront bientôt comme dans une cible;

Le Plaisir vaporeux fuira vers l'horizon
Ainsi qu'une sylphide au fond de la coulisse;
Chaque instant te dévore un morceau du délice
À chaque homme accordé pour toute sa saison.

Trois mille six cents fois par heure, la Seconde
Chuchote: Souviens-toi! — Rapide, avec sa voix
D'insecte, Maintenant dit: Je suis Autrefois,
Et j'ai pompé ta vie avec ma trompe immonde!

Remember! Souviens-toi! prodigue! Esto memor!
(Mon gosier de métal parle toutes les langues.)
Les minutes, mortel folâtre, sont des gangues
Qu'il ne faut pas lâcher sans en extraire l'or!

Souviens-toi que le Temps est un joueur avide
Qui gagne sans tricher, à tout coup! c'est la loi.
Le jour décroît; la nuit augmente; Souviens-toi!
Le gouffre a toujours soif; la clepsydre se vide.

Tantôt sonnera l'heure où le divin Hasard,
Où l'auguste Vertu, ton épouse encor vierge,
Où le Repentir même (oh! la dernière auberge!),
Où tout te dira Meurs, vieux lâche! il est trop tard!»

— Charles Baudelaire

chinchilla luau

Today I had 3 cups of coffee







and 4 Gobstoppers.
Now I'm watching Desperate Housewives on my ipod.
ya dig

this is what i look like

This is me and my friend, Kate Moss.

Welcome welcome welcome welcome

Good morning, Washington. Today a high of 67, partly cloudy with wind. Tonight a low of 51, mostly clear. Right now, 62 degrees and windy.